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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}

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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}

{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}

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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}

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