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HCM Slobozia is a women's handball club from Slobozia, Romania, that plays in the Liga Națională.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?","punchline":"There was nothing left but de Brie.","id":86}
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Hajia Gali is a village located in the Nilan Valley of Abbottabad District, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province, Pakistan. The Karlal is the most prominent tribe of the village.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?","punchline":"To prevent bat breath!","id":354}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
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