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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

{"fact":"The Amur leopard is one of the most endangered animals in the world.","length":68}

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{"fact":"Female cats are polyestrous","length":28}

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